dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
no you cant smoke seaweed
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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