Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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