In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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