so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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