How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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