your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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