If i could tip my vagina, i would.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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