you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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