what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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