please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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