I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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