You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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