Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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