this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
