i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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