And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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