i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
