Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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