The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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