i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
PANTIES FOUND
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