She is in my trunk
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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