i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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