You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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