question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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