come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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