you guys were way drunker than both of me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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