I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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