the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Even my vagina gasped.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize