I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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