You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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