doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I sprained my soul last night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
