i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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