Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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