Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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