When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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