I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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