And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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