Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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