Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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