Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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