Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
