Sponge bath it is.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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