"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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