Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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