Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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