At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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