Cold hands, warm shart.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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