I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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