it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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