I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
