I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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