..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
