i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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