he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
