Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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