Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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